Ass Clown 

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

Ass Clown by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

Piper clown 

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

Piper clown by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

2 clown party 

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

2 clown party by Serluke April 25, 2019

Big Clown 

Mauro, just Mauro being Mauro being a monkey on a daily basi.

Mauro, stop being a Big Clown stop clowning around and get your butt right here.

Big Clown by nigatoni pasta September 30, 2019

Smoking Clown 

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

Smoking Clown by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

Ultimate Clown 

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go

miss ted - the ultimate clown

Ultimate Clown by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019

Ultimate Clown 

Most of kings high school including miss tedd, you can spot a clown easily, they probably dropped their clown license

miss tedd is the Ultimate Clown

Ultimate Clown by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019