Cayden Braband

The child of Cayden and Carter after they've made sweet sexy love. When someone's named Cayden Braband, that means their parents had a lot of gay sex

Cayden Brabands parents are so gay!

by MarkWally June 20, 2025

CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

Chodelet

Someone who's father had a chode, therefore they have a chode.

"Bro damien is such a chodelet"

by Bornelius September 24, 2025

Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

Cayden

A Cayden is a person who will act like he cares about you. He will make you feel like the most special person in the world. But once you feel safe, he will move on. He won't stop once to think about how much he hurt you, because to him, you're always the bad guy. Everyone will look at you like you were the one who ruined his life just because he told them so

"I don't know why Cayden is mad at me."
"Cayden doesn't want to be my friend anymore."

by Lil gray shrimp@ September 28, 2025

Cayden

a fucking weirdo who cyberstalks girls his age, saves them in a file, and uses chat gpt to make them nude so he can jerk of to the pictures

person 1- did you see that creeper? he is stalking every girl in the school.
person 2- sounds like a cayden

by yupperyupp October 1, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025