Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 15, 2023

Hotlanta Bidet

When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.

Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."

by pv04 February 20, 2024

Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you

Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

by 419zay January 22, 2026

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025