1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 08, 2005
When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
by Your Mom April 11, 2005
When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.
Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .
by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009
Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.
by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009
A Punk/Rock band from Belfast, ME who write sweet songs about blowups dolls, polygamy and shampoo bottles. Their most notorious song 'Bake me a Muffin' had them condemed as 'The Greatest Evil to Face this country' since Saddam Hussein by 2008 Presidential Canidate Hilary Clinton.
by Rodney Dangermeadow February 26, 2008
so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old
by EmbracingTruth June 13, 2020
by Sleasy Cheese April 26, 2009