Ethans are such losers and play with girls hearts for fun when they get bored of the girl they breakup and make her feel horrible if your name is Ethan you probably suck.
Ethan is a jerk
by girl#69 September 29, 2020

Sorry Ethan
by Creeper Awww Man May 1, 2020

Works as a NFT seller, makes millions a day. Also codes for Roblox games such as cart ride into A3chTrm9's ass and Slav Simulator. Makes millions of robux everyday. If turned into real money, he would be rich. He is also very egotistical and looks down on other peasants who do not know how to code or have over 10,000 reddit karma (AKA a reddit user or discord mod such as A3cThrm9)
photsop (ethan)
by Photosoup January 22, 2022

that handsome-ass christian boy who's so cool and into bts. he likes perming his hair a lot, and has a lot of friends. girls love him
Random Guy: YO, WHO'S THAT HANDSOME GUY???
Me: That's Ethan. He is so fricking handsome, a lot of girls love him
Me: That's Ethan. He is so fricking handsome, a lot of girls love him
by jomamamamamamam October 5, 2022

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor
by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs
by Sloin March 13, 2022
