Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.

Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.

by Russian chug December 30, 2020

russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud

Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*

by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022

Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.

I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!

by Jewalz2002 October 23, 2020

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.

Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.

by ProBater69 February 7, 2022