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The Law of the Sova ult

TheLlaw of the Sova ult states: If there is a Sova ult used in the tactical FPS VALORANT, Bumpaah shall die to it no matter what.
The Law of the Sova ult ruled once again as Bumpaah dies to the Sova ult.
by BumpFan69 August 10, 2021
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Redneck cooler law

The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.
Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"
by bocephus February 10, 2014
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Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018
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hog law

made up law by police officers or lawmen to harass people.
Also notice that the negroes of west Leighton defied the officers to put the hog law in force. Now that is a shame but I can live here and be out of all that. The people say here if a negro would come here and make such expressions he would not last as long as a clean shirt at a hog killing.
Now I have seen one negro since I have been here and he came from Jack county. They don't allow Mr. Negro here.
by soonerdave October 13, 2010
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RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.
"All I did was make a joke about trees, how are people getting mad about this?"
"Ah, a classic case of RedTape's Law"
by Redtape____ November 23, 2021
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Law of Rega-Reda

The Law of RegaReda , short for "Real Game Release Date" is a formula that descibes the REAL release date of a Game.

Game Makers usually announce that their games will be released on a certain day (eg. 23 september 2005) but due to some factors and variables (like bugs.. dependant on game size) the game is actually released days, or even months later (eg. 2 November 2005)

The first Full Formula is:

O = R + (P + (5^S))

Variables:
O = Official Release date, the result of the formula.
R = Release date , as given by the producer
P = (expected) game price in stores, in dollars.
S = (expected) game size in GigaBytes.

S and P will be converted to a number of days in the formula.

It was thought of by a team of dutch gamers (including me lol) who thought they would finally help out gamers that were waiting for a game to FINALLY COME OUT.
It was based on the statistics of 6 different games, released throughout 2005
Although we don't even know if it really works oO (it does with most EA games but not with all of course) and we cant find a real suitable name for him.
EA: Battlefield 2: Special Forces, will be released on 24 october
WE: O = R + (P + (5^S))
WE: Lets say... 30 dollar cos its an update.. and S = 400mb (0.4gb) .. its not such a very big update.
WE: O = 24 + (30 dollar + (5^0.4))
WE: O = 24 + 32
WE: This will mean... around the 26th of November.
(we shall see if the Law of Rega-Reda works for this)
by Zero-G November 7, 2005
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Loyola Law School

A disreputable law school in Los Angeles, CA, where the deans and career counselors don't give a fat rat's ass about you unless you're in the top 10% of the class and stand a good chance of donating to the school after you graduate.
Slick: I heard 95% of Loyola Law School graduates are employed as lawyers within 9 months of graduation!

Bobby: Can I interest you in some oceanfront property in Arizona?
by asdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf March 20, 2011
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