by jay April 19, 2003
Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)
Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!
by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018
If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him
by Oof Yeet the dumbass April 14, 2021
One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."
Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."
by Slingblade August 28, 2014
“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”
by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021
A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.
See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"
See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"
by Demon-Fighter Ash May 10, 2005
Pray to Jesus Motherfucking Christ.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
by Casul May 01, 2016