Boobs

Proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.

by Derpity Merpity August 31, 2023

Un-boob-lievable

You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.

You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D

by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

National Boob Day

Every April 3rd you have to get a Boob pic

National Boob Day

by Boobs Now August 3, 2022

Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

boobs

the best thing to ever exist

“i love sucking on boobs”

by venuspenis November 29, 2021

naked boobs

The 24th May is a send your naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic. Dont use google pictures

Send a pic of your naked boobs.

by MasterHelper May 24, 2023

boob appreciation day

national boob appreciation day is on june 30th

dude 1: hey dude did you know today is boob appreciation day
dude 2: nah bro that’s crazy

by daddyboob June 29, 2021