ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

Real Presence

As good as the real thing

The real presence, or…? It’s all the same to me, love.

by Friar Re October 18, 2023

Real McCoy

The Real McCoy. A term used by influential people when they meet a non- influential person and discovers within a few minutes that this person is Real, as in should be very influential and if given the opportunity should be rewarded as such. Qualifies as an elite.

I attended a job interview, and the first question the Managing Director asks is, " Where would you like to be in this company in the next five years". A very quick reply from Brian was, " Sitting on the other side of this desk". The M.D. replied, " Mate, your the Real McCoy, when do you want to start".

by Brian Young June 22, 2023

Sunoo's real gf

Mimi
(babie.sunoo)

Mimi is Sunoo's real gf

by sunooismybabie April 4, 2021

Get real nice

When you get confident from out of nowhere.

I feel nervous about my speech. I need to get real nice.

by Trashmenger September 2, 2023

Sex like real

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016