bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

warm man shower

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.

"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

by TheTruthHasBeenRevealed September 4, 2017

jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.

I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!

by r0mediddy September 21, 2017

freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017