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hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.
My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).
by Muffriend April 27, 2022
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Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!
Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”
by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019
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String in the sock

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.
Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!
by ChameleonDragon February 5, 2018
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sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.
"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"
by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022
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mop sock

A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.
by Firestar_9 March 17, 2020
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Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.
Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...
by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016
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