Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home
by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022
Get the Sockmug. (Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
by Jezij January 5, 2019
Get the Sock puppetmug. Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019
Get the Collecting Socksmug. by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
Get the Battle Sockmug. Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.
Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."
"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."
"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"
by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015
Get the Sockmug. a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021
Get the fuzzy socksmug. When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
Get the Grippy sock vacationmug.