Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

by Robin sack October 6, 2017

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Salad allergy

Person who only eats meat - anti vegetarian.

Dave has a salad allergy.

by martinbartie November 25, 2024

Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

by 0712 August 8, 2018

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 9, 2017

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022