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pulling a marc

When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..

15 mins later....

person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)

did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..

person 2: (enter's marc's room)

why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night

(marc wakes up)

marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants

drew: dude, call me person 2
by kizzle420 May 21, 2010
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Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.
Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.
by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015
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pull an Atari

When every product of a brand is so bad you wish they would just burry all their devices in a desert field like Atari did in New Mexico in September 1983.
P1: fuck man (brand) is so shit, I wish they would just pull an Atari
P2: I agree, this (brand) is just terrible.
by bountyman March 5, 2021
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Pulling a Konsker

a fatal move in competititve sports or military operations that will ultimatly result in your team losing or being slaughtered by the enemy
Captain Fawcett: Private Jonesy is trying to juggle live grenades in the middle of a firefight.

Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!

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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.
by SmashingJack February 23, 2009
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To pull a Lumine

"I never thought he was going to pull a Lumine..."
by Oriyirah March 13, 2022
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Pulling a Dylan

A point in a 2k game where you go 1/10 and then quit the game in a poor mood
Why did you quit, stop Pulling a Dylan
by HeLuvsRyan March 10, 2021
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Pulled a Vid

Start doing a task or job, midway realizing you lack knowledge, stop doing the task or job and act like nothing happened.
My co-worker pulled a Vid again, and now I have to finish the job he started which was due last Wednesday.
by RealLifeExamples February 6, 2023
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