porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 7, 2005

porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

by Gübar September 18, 2003

spaghetti porn

Pornography in which the male has a spaghetti penis, making the video unusually enjoyable.

So I was watching some spaghetti porn last night; high quality, very enjoyable.

by Ikelikepoop March 5, 2015

porn bread

Ginger bread cookies formed into sex position

Get the porn bread it's Christmas.

by pornsickle November 24, 2014

internet porn

Mans GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT since the invention of fire.

God bless internet porn

by lovedatporn March 24, 2019

Subtle porn

A new name for child porn that is helping perverts avoid the law.

Hey fred, now that youre out of jail let us watch some subtle porn.

by IAMTHELAW Citizen Bacon January 18, 2010

Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.

I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010