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bump pretties

bump pretties is when two attractive people have sex. bump uglies is when two unattractive people have sex. (or just people having sex in general)
"i heard James and Ava bump pretties earlier today..."
by httpscherry April 7, 2023
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the prettiest lady in the world

the prettiest lady in the world is named nevaeh she is smart kind(when she wants to be) but not only that this goddess of a queen will always make sure you okay and have a smile on your face..did i mention she funny asl she would have laughing which is hard to do! one more then dnt piss her offf cs she will act like yo momma…
nevaeh is my wife who is the prettiest lady in the world
by anonymous June 29, 2023
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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ms petty

a girl who makes a big deal and is sassy
by tacomunchkiner December 22, 2023
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Out-Petty

To make someone worthless and thorn.
Used in KillShot by Eminem.
Who can out-petty who?
by Mohammad Victim January 21, 2024
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victoria petty

the slayest cunt lady evaaaa
she’s so badass and the bestest ever
by urmomgaaaay February 2, 2024
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