Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

Gore job

When the female proceeds to place the male genitals into her mouth whilst applying an ungodly amount of pressure using her teeth. Usually resulting in agonising pain and a very sore helmet.

"That chick gave me a nasty gore job last night"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018

Kipe Job

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price

1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"

by johnasht August 3, 2013

street job

A sexual act so filthy only a crack whore can give you one.

Person 1: hey man, where'd you end up last night?
Person 2: my bad man, I found this chick that gave me a street job
Person 1: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK!!

by MLaughman October 9, 2015

Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019