Parkerboi's definitions

Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

Gore job

When the female proceeds to place the male genitals into her mouth whilst applying an ungodly amount of pressure using her teeth. Usually resulting in agonising pain and a very sore helmet.

"That chick gave me a nasty gore job last night"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015