bread monster 

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

bread monster by whobedat June 18, 2015

chew monster 

somebody who sucks on the low

I had her at the crib last night, she a mean chew monster

chew monster by GXLDENRAYS November 13, 2015

forum monster 

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

forum monster by anonymous September 18, 2016

ego monster 

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

ego monster by Dream smasher August 20, 2016

sizzle monster 

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.

The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?

sizzle monster by FJ moster July 20, 2016

cookie monster 

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

cookie monster by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Mattress Monster 

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

Mattress Monster by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016