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Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.
Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.
by Boss Hog June 30, 2004
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Bonus Mom

Bonus Mom a term used by white women who want to make themselves feel better while taking care of their partners previous children.

Bonus Mom a disrespectful term used by white middle-class women to make themselves feel more important in their stepchildren's lives.
I'm not her stepmom, I'm her bonus Mom!
by Minusdad June 23, 2019
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My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
by jake April 6, 2003
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Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.
Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021
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Bryan's Mom

Bryan's mom is the hotest mom EVER.
by Paul F SON!! May 14, 2009
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military mom

A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.
by maschinetheist October 20, 2010
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your mom

to diss someone and to be stupid and annoying to the person by you
by Jasmine Garcia July 10, 2005
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