The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.
by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020
Get the longing distancemug. by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
Get the Mike longmug. When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
Get the instant long schlongmug. Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
Get the long bottom crotchmug. by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
Get the long shlongmug. by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025
Get the Long Jobmug. Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!
by Jeryryrfnfmdfmdfg September 26, 2021
Get the Long Islandmug.