The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013
Get the Jordaningmug. erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style
by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019
Get the erin jordanmug. The try hard keebler elf
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
Get the jordanmug. a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.
by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018
Get the Jordan Barnesmug. To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014
Get the to pull a Jordanmug. This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.
by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. 