Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

jordan

The try hard keebler elf

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.

by brock felt sad April 14, 2022

Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.

Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?

by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018