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kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit
by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
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Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.
Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.
by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026
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The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math
Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab
by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026
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Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.
Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.
by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.
Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.
by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026
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