Douchebaguette Share definition Flag A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them. Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette. Douchebaguette by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Douchebaguette mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch