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My dick by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010
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Dick-Boob
An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.
Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.
Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?
Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?
Dick-Boob by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010
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Dick Titties
Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012
tissue dick
n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
tissue dick by stacked3x August 11, 2009
dog dick gnats
dog dick gnats by Donjuan1173 September 28, 2013
Shoot Yourself in the Dick
The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013
Juicy Wonder Dick
n: the erect state of woman's (now man) penis.
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
When Jason took Lashonda home after dinner for a night of passion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her Juicy Wonder Dick
Juicy Wonder Dick by GoobleGobble1ofus May 22, 2015