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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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La Casa De Shigby

The home of a shigby, which typically smells of feces and semen
"I would never dare enter La casa de shigby."
by TheMenMunchers April 29, 2022
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ah-boh-de-bah-then....

donways alternative to - if not when?
A: Are you sure we have to do it now?
Don: Ah-boh-dee_bah-then?
by donway March 27, 2005
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Dirty De La Torre

The act of a man spreading unclean ass cheeks while his male lover gets a running start and slams his member into said unclean ass.
That guy broke his dick during a botched dirty de la Torre.
by Brick_shthouse7 December 3, 2021
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creme de la claat

A word that has its origins in the word 'rassclaat', but used only in extreme cases when a person or thing is so wrong that it is post rassclaat; you know you are a genuine knobhead/loser if referred to as one.
'give me a bit of your kebab, I'm a diabetic and am starving and if I don't have a bite I will collapse and die'

'piss off and buy your own. This kebab is way more valuable than your life'

' I thought you were a mate, but you are a twat, a moron, and most defintiely the creme de la claat of knobheads who values a sheesh kebab than life itself'.
by loozaa February 28, 2005
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Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.
"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."
by Chris O.. September 4, 2008
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Cul-de-sac Science

The pursuit of a science research project in an applied reserach area, but which has no practical or economic viability.
His masterate thesis on the rheology of camel dung is just Cul-de-sac Science
by Harry Foodtech August 28, 2010
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