Baconography

The intimate study of bacon.

can also be used as:
baconographer
baconographist

I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.

I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.

Baconography by fireferret September 23, 2012

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Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

Baconing by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

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bacon • bacon strips • baconator • bacon bit • bacon and eggs • baconhair • baconed • Bacon Face • Baconism • bacon bitch

Baconatarian

A vegetarian who excludes beef, fish, poultry, reptiles and other living creatures from their diet but will on occasion consume bacon. Because these people do choose to include a form of meat in their diet (Bacon is muscle tissue from a live animal and therefore meat) they are not full vegetarians. Because these people live mostly a vegetarian lifestyle they are not true omnivores.

Although, Mike lives a vegetarian lifestyle and constantly annoys his friends by reminding them the health benefits of not eating meat, he will on occasion eat bacon. Mike is a Baconatarian.

Baconatarian by Runmikerun December 8, 2015