When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire
Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!
by No giggling August 1, 2019
Get the Burning bushmug. When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.
by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025
Get the Columbian Rug Burnmug. by darkdrop July 14, 2011
Get the The C Burnsmug. The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
Get the Assid Burnmug. she was fucking him like a house burning down
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the house burning downmug. Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.
Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?
Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?
Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!
Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?
Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!
by KBomb January 20, 2017
Get the Shit burnsmug. Gesture of conveying to another person at a burning man event; hope the event exceeds expectations, to get out of your comfort zone, and have a great time.
by Fucken Frank the Tank September 6, 2022
Get the Fuck you burnmug.