Benioff's Gun

A dramatic principle that states that a prominently featured object, character or plot hook must always end up being irrelevant and go absolutely nowhere, because pointlessly subverting people's expectations is the height of storytelling genius.

"I guess the author kind of forgot about all that massive foreshadowing they did back in Act 1.."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."

by Streetad July 27, 2021

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

Gunning

When you masturbate with a firearm and when you cum shoot yourself.

Dude today was such a shitty day i'm gonna go home and do some gunning;)

by bigtittygothbitch April 04, 2018

gunning

jerking off to somebody in jail or prison

i heard he went to the box for gunning the nurse

by thirtybeezy August 16, 2023

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

by Mrpeaches21 May 01, 2021