No simp day

December the 12th is No simp day!
On this date, every human on earth can't simp.

Discord mod: Man, It's No simp day! I can't simp today that's sad.

by SadManOverHere December 11, 2020

Bad Day

today is the bad day, because flash player is gona die tomorow.

guy 1: hey how was your day?

guy 2: it was Bad Day because flash is dead.

by 0outsiders0 December 30, 2020

National nude day

National nude day is every day ladies, so get ready to show some ass and help a brotha out.

Us guys are horny all the time, and you be looking like a snack so just share the love

Damn bro I need some nudes.

Don’t worry bro it’s national nude day

by Big_dick_boy December 16, 2019

National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.

It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.

by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022

Day

Day is a lid on a pan

Omg are you pan then im your day

by Winnie de poeh December 11, 2019

murilk day

MLK Day.

I be glad I not workin’ on Murilk Day!

by BigDawg27 January 15, 2024

geek sick day

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.

David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.

by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013