Don't dm a minor
Guy 1: Hey I'm becoming famous! Time to dm a minor
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
by Boobiesyayyyyyy July 30, 2024

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.
Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.
by High Sausage December 6, 2024

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.
mobile upload uploading
mobile upload uploading
Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!
We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!
While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!
Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?
We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!
While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!
Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?
by MobileUpingOnDaReg June 14, 2013

Guy to Coworker About Third Coworker: Dude, do you hear that? She's on the phone again to her friend and she still hasn't finished the document I need.
Coworker: Listen man, I'm done. You need to balls-up and tell her you need the document now!
Coworker: Listen man, I'm done. You need to balls-up and tell her you need the document now!
by sandiegokyle May 13, 2012

by amxlie July 11, 2022

by MangoMane January 25, 2025
