Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

Dirty Austyn

A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".

Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....

by Mostafa Fahkri January 8, 2024

dog dirty

A very unclean person unwashed and without sexual cleanliness

See that girl she’s been with all the guys she’s dog dirty that one

by Memo check December 8, 2018

dirty kerenza

a dirty kerenza is when you’re fucking a ranga and right before he’s about to cum you whisper in his ear “is it hot in here, or is it just your hair” and then he ejaculates all over your chest and you get a straw and slurp it all up

courtney “I gave a guy a dirty kerenza last night”

stacey “did you use a metal straw though, remember save the turtles!”
courtney “omg of course stacey”

by cradle snatchers 27 August 28, 2023

Dirty Maple

One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course

“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”

by Dison fan April 3, 2025

dirty purch

When the Purch licks her butt hole. Puts his finger in her ass until her feet come off the ground.

I’m still sore from the dirty Purch

by Dirty Purch December 13, 2021