sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.

Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew

by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019

Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.

Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!

by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.

by medicneballer April 18, 2021

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

green side out

Noun, A side of a military poncho.

Green side out, brown side out, run in circles, scream and shout,...Fuck it!

by elemental53 February 7, 2023

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019