Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.

You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.

by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011

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extra poop

after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo

god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper

by goodwillhunting September 18, 2011

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Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

by Carbomb September 28, 2011

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Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

by Whippersnapper6969 October 18, 2018

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