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Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
by NotTonTon December 8, 2020
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Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate

From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.
"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"
by hez555 April 4, 2009
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milk the steel goat

n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?
by gnostic1 February 26, 2011
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Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."
by Tommm T. March 31, 2009
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spilled milk

when a girl's ta-tas spill out of her bra, it's spilled milk.
"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."
by got_milk January 1, 2012
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normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.
“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”
by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022
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Milk Open Finger

I used my milk open finger last night
by JackWanker August 23, 2017
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