A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
by dfjawevvwjrs December 02, 2021
Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 05, 2019
As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!
by kinru July 17, 2019
You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.
by Watch "cool as ice" December 19, 2020
Bloxbrug dads these days.....
by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022
A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”