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noob sauce 

Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.
noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?

noob sauce by Gee Dubs July 20, 2006

special sauce 

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet
'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'
special sauce by Sam October 11, 2004

gerbil sauce 

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.
Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.
gerbil sauce by Nina Leavens August 23, 2005

Brown Sauce 

The leaky excretions that are a byproduct of diarrhea. Also is used to reference the Cleveland Browns and can be used as a battle cry whenever the Browns score.
"Last night my friend had a steak and cheese and then exploded brown sauce all over the bathroom."

Friend 1: "What's the score of the game?"
Friend 2: "24-7, Cleveland's killing New England."
Friend 1: "BROWN SAUCE!!!!!!"
Brown Sauce by Tony Bowls November 8, 2010

Sauce Donkey 

A person that acts like an ass when drinking. They get loud, obnoxious, crude, and sometimes disrespectful.
"Dude, quit yelling, stop calling the bartender boobs mcgee and leave her a freaking tip this time you sauce donkey."
Sauce Donkey by icstars2182 April 12, 2010

sauce the chicken 

v. a handjob.

derived from watching my fiance sauce hotwings. plays on the phrase "choking the chicken".
"hey bitch, sauce my chicken."

"dude! that skank sauced my chicken."

ME: "yeah bro, i had to kill her and bury her in the desert 'cause i came home and she was saucing another dude's chicken."

FRIEND: "wow man! what did you do with the guy?"

ME: "Made him sauce MY chicken."

will also accept "putting ranch on the dirty bird" and "stewin up foghorn" as vernacular.

sauce the chicken.