In Soviet Russia... 

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

In Soviet Russia... by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

russian slapper 

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them

ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper

russian slapper by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006

Russian Execution 

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

Russian Execution by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian 

shit upside down and shit

russian: its moon runes

Russian by ShrilX July 21, 2019

Russian chicken 

Man in jacket who has no visible arms that screeches and charges at random people. Do not approach the “thing”.

Oh no it’s the Russian chicken, here come dat boi!

Russian chicken by LuminStargazer October 29, 2019

Russian Doll 

A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.

Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."

Russian Doll by Hym Iam July 5, 2022

Back to Russia 

When someone is drunk and you pus them off of wherever they're sitting or into a swimming pool.

Marilou was really drunk so I yelled back to Russia with my best russian accent and I lifted her legs and sent her flying backwards to the ground.

Back to Russia by Petow October 6, 2011