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Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph
Sean got patricked by his own teammate
by NTTG June 16, 2024
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Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024
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Patrick

Patrick the star
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Patrick

Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.
Patrick is so hot
by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024
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Patrickbateswordsman

You're an ugly Patrickbateswordsman
by I am black. January 1, 2025
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Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.
by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025
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