Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!
Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.
He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!
Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
His past is HARD so he loves even harder!
Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.
He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!
Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
His past is HARD so he loves even harder!
Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
by JordanLover9698 January 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by sukdeeznuts December 4, 2015
Get the jordan rainmug. He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
by shesaywhat May 26, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. I don't think this is knowable.
Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
Get the Jordan Petersonmug. a term generally used by racist white boys that originated on TikTok as a white “substitution” for the N-Word.
person 1: “bunch of Jordan’s”
person 2: “ikr these Jordan’s be trippin!”
person 3: “Jordans in Paris”
person 2: “ikr these Jordan’s be trippin!”
person 3: “Jordans in Paris”
by novaky April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.