Shit Just Got Real 

When smoking any substance, this is the moment you know you are not of sober mind any more.

On Natasha's third hit, she stopped what she was doing and announced, "Shit just got real."

Shit Just Got Real by lapetite89 February 5, 2010

someone just got egg

based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.

*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg

someone just got egg by Tartarus January 7, 2006

I like it i just lick it init 

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.

Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init

I like it i just lick it init by Biddellio May 9, 2010

my dad just washed these 

a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.

ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.

my dad just washed these by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

I just have really high standards 

Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U

YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards

I just have really high standards by Toof Pic June 27, 2004

i'm just sayin'

phrase used to get yourself out of something bad you said earlier

you: your a stupid dickface
them: wtf?!?!!
you: i'm just sayin'

i'm just sayin' by imjustsayin September 26, 2008

its just cheese really 

To say something when theres something to be said but you have nothing relative to say.

Person 1: "I woke up late, I stubbed my toe, I had a flat tire, I went to work, I got fired, I came home and caught my girlfriend with the UPS guy... now what?

Person 2: "You know... Its just cheese really."

its just cheese really by Jonathan (Thankyou John) September 20, 2007