Jack Page 

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

Jack Page by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010

jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

jackapp by The_Dingo November 6, 2010

Jack Taps 

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

Jack Taps by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Jack McGuigan 

Referring to someone's body.

"Damn she has the sexiest Jack McGuigan!"

Jack McGuigan by JimtheDragon November 8, 2011

jack conrad 

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

jack conrad by conrad jack August 3, 2012

Jack of laids 

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

Jack of laids by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

Jack and Dez 

A very in love couple. Dez is a very short girl who loves her boyfriend Jack with all she's got.She has a dog named Sparky . She loves Jack so much that when he's absent from school, her whole day is upside down and she can't wait to see him next. Jack feels the same way about Dez. He loves her with everything he's got, more than Dez realizes. They shall one day spawn billions and billions of babies who will rise to take over the world.

Person 1: "did you see that cute couple?"

Person 2: "yeah bro they are such a Jack and Dez"

Jack and Dez by SparkyTheDog December 31, 2012