house breaking bitch

A girl solely responsible for single handedly destroying a relation just because she can

"Hey Steve, did you hear about Dan and Tiffany?"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"

by malaysensation November 29, 2011

Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

Haunted House Video

This place is our flophouse we’re the flop sit a cvm

Oh my god bestie let’s go watch the Haunted House Video

by BaddieMcFatty December 24, 2021

American house loser

A "American house loser" is someone who has moved back in with their parents. The "American house loser" sits in the house all day for lack of anything to, subsequently the American house loser has resorted to finding the joys in life through things like Netflix .

Lauren is such an American house loser she can not go out because of her credit card debt and no money.

by Brooke Reichert March 8, 2019

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018

In-house weed sherpa

(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.

I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008