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captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007
mugGet the captain save-a-homug.

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe
Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.
by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019
mugGet the Hoing through the motionsmug.

Arts and Crafts That Ho

To Arts and Crafts That Ho, The man must keep a baggie of glitter in the waistband of his undershorts. While engaging in a sexual action with another person, he must not remove his boxers as to keep the glitter there. When reaching climax, he must cum all over his partner, Scream "Arts and Crafts!" And give them a good dusting with the baggie of glitter.
Did you see her? Covered in sparkles. They Arts and Crafts That Ho!
by GenocideElle September 29, 2011
mugGet the Arts and Crafts That Homug.

Slut Faced Ho

Means, A person in which you have
severe disrespect for, that you get
so mad at and basically call a slut
faced ho.

This means a person whose face is a
vagina, and gets fucked many times
in their face. Not to be used against
a person of the female gender.

But instead, for example, against
an enemy. If you use it against a
female, then your riding on your own
risky waters.
"I'm tired of listening to you,
you slut faced ho!"

"You know what? Your just a slut
faced ho!"
by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009
mugGet the Slut Faced Homug.

big booty ho

a female with a particularly large backside that is good for smacking, grabbing, rubbing, poking, etc; makes you jump for joy; big booty hoes are great for parties and other social gatherings.
Jimmy: Damn! That girl got a fat ass!
Nick: I love big booty hoes!
Jimmy: Everyone loves a big booty ho.
by Nick_T November 8, 2008
mugGet the big booty homug.

ho-mo-fo

Jus something to add on in insulting someone. Instead of calling im/her a ho-mo or a mo-fo you put u ho-mo-fo (homosexual mother fucker)
Alfie - u homo! James - u mofo! Roger & Haz - u ho-mo-fo's!!!!
by Roger & Harry November 8, 2007
mugGet the ho-mo-fomug.

donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
mugGet the donkey kong a homug.

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