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Goat

Someone known as the greatest of all time in the nfl
by Mitch McConnell June 24, 2022
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Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024
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GOAT

Could stand for 'Greatest Of All Time'..etc.
Also name of the Maynard brothers (youtuber Jack and singer Conor) group which as Jack says "could mean anything you want it to mean"
"You're the GOAT"
or
"Have you heard the new GOAT song?"
by kxgreen November 2, 2017
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J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.
by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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