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nanny goatee 

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".
You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.
nanny goatee by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.
Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

thong goatee 

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms
guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.
thong goatee by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008
Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat
Arsenal won the match with just one goat!
goatism by MacStalin April 18, 2005

goatfelcher

One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.
Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.
goatfelcher by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

Goatshagger 

This is the definition given to people who stand in fields waiting to take pictures of trains. These people are occasionally surrounded by animals. Hence the term "Goatshagger".

This is as opposed to the standard trainspotter whom stands on the end of station platforms.

The word was first used on the Festiniog Railway in North Wales. Loads of fields and sheep. The obvious connotation has already been used so consequently, the word Goatshagger was born.
Look out for the Goatshagger stood on the ladder in the fields below Rhiw Goch.
Goatshagger by Ricketeer April 1, 2011