A test for only the manliest men
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
Get the Dead Dick December mug.When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
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there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
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i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
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by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022
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You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"
by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021
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dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
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dinkle: *cries* you right.
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dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
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