Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!
Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!
by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023

When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.
"Damn bro! I got corned last night."
"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"
"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"
"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
by emuemq September 21, 2021

by Little pisser September 9, 2021

by Wonkydonkypl25 December 12, 2021

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 26, 2018

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008
