Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

waffle

A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.

Jude stop with the fucking waffle

by Jenkdog October 11, 2022

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Waffling

To waffle is to rant or go on and on.

My friends wont stop waffling like damn i dont care dude.

My friend wont stop waffling ! What should I say?
Say " did i ask?"

My friend is being such a waffle but i dont have the time for it

by Mike oxl0ng March 25, 2020

Spicey Waffle

When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.

Jack and andrew love a good spicey waffle before breakfast

by LBazz69 November 1, 2011

glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice September 1, 2011

Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

by Loganno January 14, 2019